Conservative Curious Prints

"I'm back!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Do Guns Kill?

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

Sunset

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

God hounded by the media.

"I have come to a specific and definite conclusion about the Constitution: It's ok, I guess."

The Governor-General settles in.

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"So, what would you do about the Taliban, Channel Immigrants and Extinction Rebellion, eh?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Steve Bannon

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

My first rodeo

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

"Devin Nunes is a Great American."

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed

Canada heatwave