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"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Horn of Plenty.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"