Conscious Foodie Mugs

"Ever feel a teensy bit guilty when they're a vegan?"

"Excuse me, is this fruit genetically modified?"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"This is probably packed with milk-fat, tons of sugar, artificial flavorings and all kinds of emulsifiers!"

I'm slowly becominging a vegan. I eat nothing you'd find in a petting zoo.

But is it organic?

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Civilized Salmon

'Diet considerations.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Trade you lunches?'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Complex Carbs

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

GM Scarecrow

World Meat Consumptiom