Conscience Juggler Prints

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

That party went well.

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Stop and Birch

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

New Ideas in Business.

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

Swiss army justice.

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

The Russian Circus

Sitting man.

"Too many tabs open."

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'