Connoisseur Of Chaos Mugs

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Big Brother.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

Meowlzebub

Unrest Area.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

The Walk of Shame

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

allovertheplace.com

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Jumping Dogs

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'