Connectivity Geek Pillows

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Twitter censorship

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Primordial Schmooze

A Highly Networked Staff

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Media Darling.

HS2 time bomb...

"He's networking again!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"