Connectivity Geek Pillows

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Twitter censorship

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

A Highly Networked Staff

Primordial Schmooze

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Media Darling.

Small Government Is Here

HS2 time bomb...

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"He's networking again!"

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of