Connectivity Contemplators Pillows

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Godot finally turns up

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'