Connectivity Contemplators Pillows

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Shall we put it in play?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Apocalipsis

Godot finally turns up

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'