Connections Mugs

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Does it work?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Networking

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Cellphone Islands

WiFi Signals

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

Lovers greeting each other

'Male and Female He created them.'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Unplugged.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Heaven Has VIP

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."