Connected Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

Wifi in Hell

Graduates on their phones

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"My best friend is my phone."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

'Male and Female He created them.'

Lovers greeting each other

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

Coffee then and coffee now.

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"We take connectivity very seriously."

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

'She looks so liberated.'

'It's difficult to get my work done. . .my BlackBerry takes up most of my time.'

"Hey, Google, tell Siri to ask Alexa to turn off the lights."

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

'Yes, you still have to answer questions in class even if you went over your phone plan's allotted minutes.'