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1927: Edmund Hillary conkers Everett.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Personal conker trainer.

Dog Walker

East End Maps.

Shaved Ice

"Can you keep a secret?"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Go on! Pick a card.

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

school kids playing conkers

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Laptop/mousetrap.

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

River Source

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Corn Aliens

Living life dangerously 2010.

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

"Have you met my wing man?"