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"Nap time for the senate babies"

Patraeus report.

'So I say, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.'

'A brainless, soulless horde with no direction, preying on others. That's not zombies, Congress is in session.'

VOTE, 'Okay, so I lied -- Get over it!'

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

I had a dream...

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Rock and a Hard Place

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

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"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."