Congrats On Finishing Prints

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

Big Bang Theory.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"#Win!"

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Teamwork

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Mum, I got the job!"

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Guess who netted it.'

"This is what's known as a book."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Teacher and students.