Congrats On Finishing Mugs

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

Big Bang Theory.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"#Win!"

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Teamwork

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Guess who netted it.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Teacher and students.

'...Or not.'