Confusion Comedy Fans Prints

Converge Center - Merge Left, Merge Right.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"He looks just like your husband."

Standard & Poor

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

The return of the four sheepskins

Yakety-Yak

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'