Confucian Scholar T-Shirts

Wear your admiration for wisdom with our Confucian scholar-themed t-shirts, crafted for those who cherish traditional values and philosophical insights with a witty twist.

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Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that?

Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that? mockup

Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that?

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to." mockup

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?" mockup

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

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K9 Literati

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Truth

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'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.' mockup

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

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'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.' mockup

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

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The Giamatti era

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Statue of Security

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Lady Justice.

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"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity." mockup

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

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Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments. mockup

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

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"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet" mockup

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

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The hour of justice

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Equal Justice Is An Illusion

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Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

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"Manafort's was the best flip yet." mockup

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

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'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.' mockup

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

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Antonin Scalia

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Upholding the Law

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Clarence Thomas

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Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll. mockup

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

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'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?' mockup

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

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Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court mockup

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

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'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?' mockup

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

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Supreme Liberty Court

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'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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The Feng Shui of the road must be off. mockup

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

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'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

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"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?" mockup

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

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Crime - Punishment

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Confucian Scholar T-Shirts Collection

Confucian Scholar Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring Confucian scholar designs—perfect for anyone who loves to start their day with a wise quote or a humorous twist.

Confucian Scholar Pillows

Shop our Confucian-inspired pillows to add a calming, contemplative touch to your living space—both cozy and meaningful.

Confucian Scholar Prints

decorate with our Confucian scholar prints, showcasing classic quotes and artistic interpretations of ancient wisdom—perfect for any study or office.