Confrontation T-Shirts

'Blunt women are usually dull.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Very Difficult Conversations

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'En-counter'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

War artists.

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

"Stereo! That spells trouble - another all night rave!"

Infographic depiction of how everything works.

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

Passive-aggressive street signs

'No daughter of mine is marrying a good-for-nothing banker.'

'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.'

'Oh to hear those three little words.' -'Scram, you creep.'

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

Guilt Day at Shea.

'Something's bothering you, isn't it, Carol?'

Airport: Celebrities! Thank you for not intermingling entourages!

Arrivals...Departures: 'Celebrities! Thank you for not intermingling entourages!'

"I'm gonna stomp all over your face."

'Still rubbing everyone up the wrong way,Sid?'

Clancy Strip: Crossing the Bridge

"Check it out! That girl is hooooot!"

Meat eating man faced with gigantic chicken

'Hey, stupid! Don't start something you can't finish!'