Confounded Bookworm T-Shirts

'I couldn't understand it!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Life after death"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.