Conflicted Voter Mugs

"We may need a clearer message."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

On - Undecided - Off switch

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

The longest Tuesday ever...

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"Dad what's Brexit?"

Hamlet on interactive TV.

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.'

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

Election 'Dunvotin'

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

Democratic Debate

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."