Conflict Zone Medics Mugs

Doctor in Iraq - 'I got fed-up with the violence in A&E.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

First aid in mountains

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Mediation Process

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Beg for peace!"

Men Working Things Out

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

US strike on Syria.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Conflict In Palestine

Neutral Man.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Hey, get out of my space!'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Ebola Virus

"Victory!"

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'