Conflict Resolution Thinkers Gifts

White dove carrying dagger.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

Sulk Shows

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'