Confident Stylist Gifts

'Is that a wig?'

"I don't care what you say - I'm gonna wear my wig out in public. . .!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I think there's been some mistake...'