Confident Posers Prints

Whatever

"Oh, this old thing?"

Yoga classes door.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Yoga with Baby

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Everest summit queue...

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

"You have Tech-neck."

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

"And if I may tell you, in strictest confidence..."

Selfie

Schrodinger's cow

Taking selfies

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

"This sis my favourite place. It reminds me of me."

Art vs Nature

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

'After reading this description you've done of our house, we've decided not to move.'

Sculptor's model.