Confident Posers Mugs

Whatever

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Yoga with Baby

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Everest summit queue...

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

"And if I may tell you, in strictest confidence..."

Selfie

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

Schrodinger's cow

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

"This sis my favourite place. It reminds me of me."

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

Taking selfies

Art vs Nature

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

'After reading this description you've done of our house, we've decided not to move.'

Sculptor's model.

Now here is a great suggestion- it's from ME.