Confidence_expert Gifts

"I'm J. Edward Phipps and I meet or exceed my media hype."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Ego Increasing School

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

The statistician marrying the probability expert...

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Let the profit-making begin!

"It makes me feel better about myself."

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

Step out-- speak up

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

Parking validation

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

Confidence.

You've been in there for quite a while, little buddy. Everything all right? Go away, Randy! Randy's rule #896: A confident person doesn't get tinkle-shy just because there's a long line waiting for him or her to finish. Still here. Go away!!!