Confidence Coach Fan Gifts

"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

YOLO vs YODO

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

If you've got it flaunt it!

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

The great and near-great

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

Step out-- speak up

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"There's something missing on your resume'..."

Celebrating National No Bra Day

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'