Confidence Coach Fan Gifts

"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

YOLO vs YODO

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Interviews.

If you've got it flaunt it!

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

The great and near-great

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Yes, wisdom does come with age, but it's not because we've had time to Google everything.

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

Step out-- speak up

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

"There's something missing on your resume'..."

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

Celebrating National No Bra Day

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."