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Conference Critics T-Shirts
Celebrate their love for critique with our conference critic t-shirts. Fun, witty, and comfortable—these shirts turn their discerning eye into a stylish statement.
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'
Inclusive speech
The interested bystanders.
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"
'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'
"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
"I love these off-site business meetings."
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'
"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"
"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."
Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.
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Conference Pears
World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'
'And in conclusion.'
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
'Let me present today's speaker.'
'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'
Is that one of those wafer thin computers?
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
Communication Breakdowns
Chaos Theory Conference.
John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...
'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'
'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'
'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'
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