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Ice cream makers.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

It's a Dog's life

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"Security is lax on this side."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"When is it my turn?"

Caped Character

"Not again!"

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."