Condiment Collector T-Shirts

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"He has a pretty rare blood group."

'What have you got?'

'Now all we need is 5,000 packets of tarter sauce!'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'She's going to eat this with relish. Come to think about it, we'd better bring the ketchup too.'

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Sorry, I don't have any water -- But how about some Grey Poupon?'

'I'm on a fixed income. The only time I go to a fast food restaurant is if I'm low on salt, sugar and condiments.'

Take a long, hard look at which mustard you're serving, she cried, before storming out. Or maybe it was master.

"Alle Baba! Throw me the Grey Poupon!"

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.

"It's nice to ketchup on old times."

OMG...I'm just not ready to be squeezed onto a wiener and eaten!

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

"Ohm can I have a couple of packets of ketchup, please?!"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Light Mayo

"Travel is all about new experiences...."

"Wait! Come back! You forgot the wasabi!"

"I hope my cholesterol results are good."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

The Way of All Duck Sauce

'Salt and pepper spray- this is a tough joint!'

Waiter serving ketchup in a squeezy tomato.

Flying sauces.

The Juggling Effy Brothers at Lunch.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

KETCHUP ENVY: - Original recipe Ketchup bottle watches hand reach for 'New & Improved!' bottle on fridge shelf, a though bubble reads 'Bitch'.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'