Concoction Creator Mugs

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

A Good Batch.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I forget to drink."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Unrest Area.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Love is a Drug'.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Hold The Pickles

Lighting a Pipe

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"