Concertmaster Pillows

Tearful Violinist

A Symphony of Penguins

Allegro con molto espresso

'Man, times have changed.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Guitar Man.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Occupational Hazards.

Popera!

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

I will be Bach.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Fricka arrives.

"I compose using post it notes!"

No Bruch!

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Violinist.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Piano Prompt

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Double bass in space

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'