Concert Prodigy Mugs

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Grade 2 Cellist

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Take a bow!

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Home school marching band"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Tip my boy."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'