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Form follows function

'So you're through with crossdressing and you want me to refer you for wolf-to-sheep surgery?'

Unclear on the Concept

Albert Einstein

The devil you know and his plus one

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Banana

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'My biological clock finally went off.'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"What?"

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'I think you'd enjoy it even more if you understood Newton's Laws of Motion.'

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."

Jean-Paul Sartre.

"Naturally curly hair."

String theory.

The human race. When did I lose it?