Conceptual Humor Lover Mugs

Form follows function

'So you're through with crossdressing and you want me to refer you for wolf-to-sheep surgery?'

Unclear on the Concept

The devil you know and his plus one

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Banana

'My biological clock finally went off.'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"What?"

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'I think you'd enjoy it even more if you understood Newton's Laws of Motion.'

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."

Jean-Paul Sartre.

"Naturally curly hair."

"I'll cover for you while you're sick, but I'm not wearing this!"

Statue Selfie