Conceptual Enthusiast Mugs

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Convenience.

"Nihilistic customer service"

A Freudian slip...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

X-RAY

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Man falls off perch

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Tracey Emin's Bed

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'