Conceptual Artists Mugs

Slinky Hell

Bath with Pair of Stilts

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Convenience.

'My first camera'

The Cremaster Cycle

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"I'm ahead of my time."

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Tracey Emin's Bed

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Marcel Duchamp caricature

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!