Conceptual Artists Mugs

Slinky Hell

Bath with Pair of Stilts

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Convenience.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

The Cremaster Cycle

'My first camera'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Tracey Emin's Bed

"I'm ahead of my time."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

Couples consideration of Damien Hirst's dead shark