Conceptual Art Lovers Mugs

Tracey Emin's work My Bed, alongside Marcel Duchamp's urinal (titled Fountain). Duchamp referred to his works as 'readymades'. Emin's work is 'unmade'.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Convenience.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The Cremaster Cycle

"Things are looking up!"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

Damien Hirst Cafe

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Tracey Emin's Bed

The Big Picture

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

Marcel Duchamp caricature