Conceptual Art Explorer Mugs

The Cremaster Cycle

Well, Whatever the artist is trying to say, it doesn't compute with me!

Couples consideration of Damien Hirst's dead shark

Blockbuster Art Show.

'...and he refuses to discuss the question of whether this is a serious work or a hoax.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Thought Process.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Imagine

"Things are looking up!"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Maria Sibylla Merian

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I get my best ideas in the shower."