Concept Album Adventurers Pillows

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Cycling with a harp case

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Guitar Man.

Toys in the DVD Player.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Alphabet soup

"I read the audio book."

'What's on the other side?...'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Crunk

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Recording Studio

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"