Art Project Adventurer Pillows

'That's just your father's first attempt at life casting, son.'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

Jackson Pollock Studio

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Gesundheit."

Farmer's Market.

Odd Mortarboards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

'What's on the other side?...'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'