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'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

The temp agency decides not to send any more Samarai warriors to the programming department.

Friday 5.30pm.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Out and In.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Here and There Trays