Computer Trouble T-Shirts

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Where was I?

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Kevin had a computer virus.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Turn down the bass."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Go on! Pick a card.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'The computer's down again.'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"She's also the only one who knows how to unjam the copy machine."

Cut out and keep your own IT expert.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"