Computer Systems Analyst Mugs

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

The Anti-Agent

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The DaVinci Code

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robotic Man

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Computer Expert

Geek fairies

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Minority Report

Terry had a computer bug.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You've got computer-breath."