'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'
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'These symbols are indecipherable. I think these must be the precursors of CAPTCHAS.'
'I'd be careful of spyware.'
Hypnotist: Stop Smoking/ Lose Weight/ Recover Forgotten Passwords.
How to deal with wikileaks
'Mixed success in our computer training program, sir - half our grads have given up violent crime for computer crime.'
"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"
Hilda Dinkerbonker takes on the issue of NSA domestic spying...
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
"I see you've security marked your property."
Minority Report
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"Careful! He knows computers."
AI Safety Officer
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
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