Computer Science Teacher Pillows

"With all the advancements lately in artificial intelligence. I'm not sure we should be dissecting digital frogs either."

"It's not that I didn't understand the assignment, I couldn't figure out how to use the school's outdated computer."

'Miss Walters, Gerald is attempting to gain access to my answers with malicious code.'

'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'

'Did you understand ANY of that?'

"What's this?!...I thought spyware was a raincoat and a pair of glasses!"

"Dot com and Dot org are cooler and more fun than dot edu!"

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The Computer Bore

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Campaign for Plain English

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

The DaVinci Code

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

Robotic Man

"Sign my yearbook?"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Pi Ala Mode.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'