Computer Science Teacher Mugs

Computer Technology 101 - Gone Phishing.

"With all the advancements lately in artificial intelligence. I'm not sure we should be dissecting digital frogs either."

"It's not that I didn't understand the assignment, I couldn't figure out how to use the school's outdated computer."

'Miss Walters, Gerald is attempting to gain access to my answers with malicious code.'

'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'

'Did you understand ANY of that?'

"What's this?!...I thought spyware was a raincoat and a pair of glasses!"

"Dot com and Dot org are cooler and more fun than dot edu!"

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The Computer Bore

Albert Einstein

Children's Parties

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Campaign for Plain English

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

The DaVinci Code

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robotic Man

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."