Computer Science Student Pillows

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized all of our student files.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Computer Memory Issue

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

'Early Laptops.'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Adding and subtracting are nice, Ms. Frutig, but when will we learn how to hack?"

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"What a great class. I got an 'A' in forwarding e-mail jokes."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The Computer Bore

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

The DaVinci Code

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robotic Man

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"My homework ate my dog."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

His Master's Thesis.

Geek fairies