Computer Protection Prints

Small Business Advisor - Malicious Attack Against Computers.

British savings accounts

The Anti-Agent

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

At the rock concert...

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

The Scanner Of Love.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Beware of Don"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

A Little Extra

Death to the Extremists

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

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