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'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Computer operator welding machine.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Barnyard humor.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Revenge of the Mice

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Up your end.

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"