Computer Maintenance Mugs

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"You have a lot of useless stuff on your computer that's slowing it down."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Lovely dovetail."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Computer Frustration

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."

Computer repair

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"You again?"

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'This ladder is rotten!'

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'