Computer Literacy T-Shirts

"I never gave you more than you could handle. Well, except for all those passwords."

"I joined a seniors' computer group. They send me a newsletter to help us better understand the benefits and conveniences of these things."

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

Lynching on social media

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

I.T. Fear

'Is this the new input device?'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Library

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

The Expert

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Good writing is good thinking

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Manual Labor.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.